Shirley Jackson
“The real test of a bridge player isn’t in keeping out of trouble, but in escaping once he’s in it.” —Alfred Sheinwold
“Bridge is essentially a social game but, unfortunately, it attracts a large number of anti-social people!” —Unknown
“One advantage of bad bidding is that you get practice at playing atrocious contracts.” —Alfred Sheinwold
“I’d like a review of the bidding with all of the original inflections.” —George Kaufman