Jerry Lingen
It’s April, and we already see our snowbirds heading to their summer homes. This tells us who stays here to look forward to summer months and the summer heat.
With the heat approaching, or it may have already arrived, we will be going to 7:00 a.m. shotgun and tee time starts on May 1.
Our summer prices will go into effect on May 1. Check with the Pro Shop for the pricing and any specials we may be offering for the summer months. Our next tournament will be the Memorial Day Tournament on May 28.
With not much more to say, I would like to share some golf humor I just read.
Funny Golf Quotes:
“The only rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.”- Mickey Mantle
“Sex and golf are two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” -Kevin Costner
“I was three over; one over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool.” – George Brett
“Swing hard in case you hit it.” – Dan Marino
“I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they would come up sliced.” Lee Trevino
“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can have the clubs and the fresh air.” – Jack Benny
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” Lee Trevino
“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope
“Professional golf is the only sport where if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.” – Jack Nicklaus
“I never pray on the golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.” – Billy Graham
We are still seeing a lot of people using the golf course cart paths for their daily walks and for walking their dogs, even though we have posted more signs. Golfers, if you see this happening, please remind the walkers, in a friendly way, that the course is for golfers, and there is a danger to walkers to be out there from stray golf balls and automated sprinkler systems.